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The Tale of Two Bulls[pun]
An old bull and a young bull were standing on the top of a grassy knoll, surveying the herd of young heifers grazing in the pasture below.
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"Let's run down there and tend to one them young heifers." |
| Old bull: |
"Let's stroll down there and tend to them all."<1> |
Everyone sing:
"Do the mall. Do the mall. The long and the short and the tall."<2>
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This story, and others like it, get passed down from generation to generation. (The original source is unknown.)
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With apologies to Irving Berlin. |
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